when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
Attack of a giant cat.
what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to
Remember when Romney lost the election so somebody created White People Mourning Romney and collected various people crying over Romney’s loss?
Things that need to be more affordable:
-whole, natural foods
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive:
-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
more things that need to be more affordable:
more things that need to be more expensive:
-fines on DUIs
I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”
Get in, loser, we’re going mopping
*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*
I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can