All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night.
today’s smoky eye brought to you by yesterday’s eyeliner
Madeline Kahn ad-libbed the short monologue about her hatred for Yvette the French maid.
THIS IS MY TEXT TONE FOR MOLLIE
Disabled Dachshund Runs in Seattle Wiener Dog Race
"I fucked up, guys. I fucked up."
This bird knows he looks amazing.
Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…
Until they open their mouth…
and you realize they are basically bird muppets.
… no comment…
For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1
This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.
Lost a $10 bill last night and couldn’t find I for the life of me. Until little Ava came out of hiding, that is
can we talk about the gossip girl summary on netflix
Just rub some dirt on it.
This made me cry so much. Louis is obviously taken by what the lady said about her daughter - I can’t even imagine how he felt. It’s almost like he doesn’t have any words to say to her after that. He cares so much and I hate it when people say he’s the worst member of the band - he truly gives me hope and inspiration.
yall are more concerned with fuckboy louis crying over seeing poverty than the grandmother who has a dying daughter and has to raise her granddaughter in a poverty stricken place this is literally insane