"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."
im sick of the lies
do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.
i love that we have an official number 10 cat I love england
me when I get married
Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.
Toller girl Ayasha showing off her jumping skills - so much energy in such a cute dog :)
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
my favorite side effect warning is for antidepressants
pros: you won’t want to kill yourself
cons: you might want to kill yourself
"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.